frogs suck too much

[Skornzy]

Drink a weight loss shake.

I did that once, and it appears whoever coded it didn't want me to do that. A.K.A I died.

Counter-side to being fat and have speech impediments, they come with the jump ability and matter eater.

Huh. Worked for me when I did it. Try drinking a little bit at a time, and eating afterwards. There's some text that shows up about your character being hungry.

Can confirm this method still works, but yeah the fat movement and crashing stays no matter what.