Cogwerk's Ailments! The end of Crit! A glorious new day!

[Captain_Bravo]

Plain salt and water is a little too likely to mess up other reactions.

He just said this, Christ. Cogwerks, maybe you should rename it Ringer's Solution? Lactacted Ringers Solution is basically just Saline plus Sugar, it's an intravenous sugar solution, which is basically what you're looking for.