Best moments ever thread 2.0

[CaptainBravo]

the next round:

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David Ryder exclaims, "hey!"
Trusty McSalesman asks, "Yes?"
David Ryder exclaims, "this elixer is just sugar water!"
The Albert waves  tail.
Trusty McSalesman exclaims, "That's preposterous!"
David Ryder says, "i want my money back"
David Ryder has added Box to the backpack!
Trusty McSalesman asks, "What are you basing these claims on?"
Trusty McSalesman exclaims, "This is base slander against the good name of Manheuser Borscht!"
David Ryder says, "uhh"
David Ryder says, "well, it uhhh"
David Ryder screams!

it was just sugar water