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08-06-2019, 06:01 AM
Some time ago I quickly mashed together a list of clown item ideas. I never finishd it and have not worked on it in months. But I wanted to share it anyway. Enjoy and come with more suggestions! These were planned to be both traitor items and purchasable from George Honkington. The list is flawed, unfinished, maybe bad. But up for tweaks and suggestions! Hhah toot
The idea here is that you can buy mostly harmless items from george honkington in the clown tent for cash.
THis will give the Clown an incentive to get money from the crew to buy funny things.
Most of them are harmless, but some can be emaged or modified into clown themed traitor items, that are less powerful compared to normal traitor items.
Banana Gun!
Looks like a normal banana! Peel it to turn into a gun. Single shot, shoots a banana bullet.
Victims shot are filled with a small amount of potassium.
Can be injected with a syringe to add extra chems, like toxins or even better: Water
Drops a normal peel when fired. Has a small chance of catching fire
Laugh Track Synthesizer/ Canned laughter
Causes a short laughtrack sound effect to play when used, and causes nearby players to laugh as well.
Emagged: plays a longer laughtrack, Causes a short stun to players who nearby. Single use. Has a small chance of catching fire.
High capacity banana peel.
Works like a single tile of lube. One time use. Has a small chance of catching fire.
Rubber chicken. Screams. New bike horn.
Emagged/modified: Combine 3 of them for a much longer scream that can be thrown before it ends. Small chance of catching fire.
Clown breath mask: HEAR ME OUT FIRST, It is not what you think! Can be connected to Balloons, and only balloons. Take small amount of oxy damage, but less than no airmask. And only lasts 10-30 seconds. Small chance of catching fire
“Mis-Fortune” Cookies. When eaten they give you a small piece of paper with a passive aggressive compliment or prediction. And a small chance to spawn a disgusting critter like spider or slug. Small chance of catching fire
Advanced bike horn. Makes horn noise when stepped on. Adjustable pitch. Interchangable sound boards. Small chance of catching fire.
Yakety Sax Energy Drink: Tiny can of amphetamine or other substance that causes the clown to emit a yakety sax theme or circus music, and run faster and reduces stuns. Good for the bamboozle finale
Unicycle: Functions similarly to a segway. However players not in clown gear can only ride it a small distance before falling off. Occasionally turn in a random direction. You get some sort of bonus if you juggle while riding it. Small chance of catching fire
Fairground pipe organ: A music box thing that plays entry of the gladiators.
One of these things
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTYCTw4QJAg
Can be attached to the clown car if you got one, or just pulled around. Small chance of catching fire.
Jokes 101: A book filled with really shitty jokes and puns, like REALLY BAD puns. Maybe 5-10, and randomly selected from a larger list at round start. Small chance of catching fire.
Muscle Mask. (Muscle Mass). A mask with muscular arms instead of hair. Makes the clown stronger
The idea here is that you can buy mostly harmless items from george honkington in the clown tent for cash.
THis will give the Clown an incentive to get money from the crew to buy funny things.
Most of them are harmless, but some can be emaged or modified into clown themed traitor items, that are less powerful compared to normal traitor items.
Banana Gun!
Looks like a normal banana! Peel it to turn into a gun. Single shot, shoots a banana bullet.
Victims shot are filled with a small amount of potassium.
Can be injected with a syringe to add extra chems, like toxins or even better: Water
Drops a normal peel when fired. Has a small chance of catching fire
Laugh Track Synthesizer/ Canned laughter
Causes a short laughtrack sound effect to play when used, and causes nearby players to laugh as well.
Emagged: plays a longer laughtrack, Causes a short stun to players who nearby. Single use. Has a small chance of catching fire.
High capacity banana peel.
Works like a single tile of lube. One time use. Has a small chance of catching fire.
Rubber chicken. Screams. New bike horn.
Emagged/modified: Combine 3 of them for a much longer scream that can be thrown before it ends. Small chance of catching fire.
Clown breath mask: HEAR ME OUT FIRST, It is not what you think! Can be connected to Balloons, and only balloons. Take small amount of oxy damage, but less than no airmask. And only lasts 10-30 seconds. Small chance of catching fire
“Mis-Fortune” Cookies. When eaten they give you a small piece of paper with a passive aggressive compliment or prediction. And a small chance to spawn a disgusting critter like spider or slug. Small chance of catching fire
Advanced bike horn. Makes horn noise when stepped on. Adjustable pitch. Interchangable sound boards. Small chance of catching fire.
Yakety Sax Energy Drink: Tiny can of amphetamine or other substance that causes the clown to emit a yakety sax theme or circus music, and run faster and reduces stuns. Good for the bamboozle finale
Unicycle: Functions similarly to a segway. However players not in clown gear can only ride it a small distance before falling off. Occasionally turn in a random direction. You get some sort of bonus if you juggle while riding it. Small chance of catching fire
Fairground pipe organ: A music box thing that plays entry of the gladiators.
One of these things
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTYCTw4QJAg
Can be attached to the clown car if you got one, or just pulled around. Small chance of catching fire.
Jokes 101: A book filled with really shitty jokes and puns, like REALLY BAD puns. Maybe 5-10, and randomly selected from a larger list at round start. Small chance of catching fire.
Muscle Mask. (Muscle Mass). A mask with muscular arms instead of hair. Makes the clown stronger