Best moments ever thread 2.0

[david2222121]

Adventures with Popecrunch in the Land of No Punctuation.

He once made me completely immortal after I asked what was going on with the clowns who would not shut up over the radio. He admitted he kinda was enabling them and turned me into the Everlasting Torso as his way of saying sorry.

Basically whenever I died I would reform as a sentient, naked, floating torso nearby where I had fallen, be it the crusher, death by russian revolver, spacing myself, or getting toolboxed by the curious crew, I simply would not fall.