Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Captain_Bravo]

After trashing security, stealing all the tables in customs, giving myself an ID with a job description of "FUCK DA POLICE", and stealing the Captain's energy gun, I headed to the bar. The only person in was the bartender, so I asked if he was the CHOSEN ONE. He said no, he was the barman. I gave him the gun anyway.

30 minutes later, on the radio-

"I just killed the space bear outside medbay! I AM THE CHOSEN ONE!!!"