Goonstation Monthly Contest: July Edition!

[Schwicky_Schwag]

A squirt gun item that can be filled up with X amount of reagents to deliver touch reactions from afar, or just blast your friends with piss water for a fun time. Alternates fire modes between a simple 15u splash (basically syringe gun but for touch), and a hose-spray that leaves puddles of its reagent contents as it travels.
I mean, there's even a sprite made for it that looks pretty decent!