Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Klayboxx]

This happened just now.

I got a traitor round, feeling particuarly lazy however i call over Chef Buttes who happens to be captain and end up mindslaving him, giving him a saber and giving him the simple instructions: "Ruin everything."

So obviously the first thing he ends up doing it seems is killing Popecrunch, who becomes a vengeful space god and makes everyone spew vomit and blood as the first two plagues.

Then i decided, "I should roll with this." And became the Harbringer of the third plague with Chef as my disciple.

I murdered almost all the crew and erected a monument to the gods out of their corpses and sacrificed my disciple, before the gods demanded my life aswell and i ascended mortality with a saber through my chest.

Everyone was promptly exploded, eaten by ice spiders, then the station destroyed before a world reset and what seems to be the server crashing.

Glorious.

I went after him on purpose too, interupted a glorious marriage between man and mop bucket. fuck abgner