Cogwerk's Ailments! The end of Crit! A glorious new day!

[Cogwerks]

Further testing, with flatline effects kicking in around -100 and the hard cap turned into a health-derived probability:
Suffocation | Toxin | Burn | Brute

Initropidril killed Test Clown #1 in roughly thirty seconds with extremely rapid suffocation damage.
Damage Specifics: 267-114-0-0
Final health: -281
Brain damage: 4

Two shotgun blasts left untreated killed Test Clown #2 in roughly two minutes, primarily bleeding damage.
Damage Specifics: 187-0-0-140
Final health: -227
Brain damage: 0

Two esword strikes killed Test Clown #3 in about three and a half minutes.
Damage Specifics: 237-0-0-120
Final health: -257
Brain damage: 16

One superflash left to burn killed Test Clown #4 in about five minutes.
Damage Specifics: 409-0-130-0
Final health: -439
Brain damage: 98