Cogwerk's Ailments! The end of Crit! A glorious new day!

[VictorMAngoStein]

Seconding all of this. here's some possible illnesses for the other damage types

Brute: Brain trauma, turns you into a retard, causes nearsightedness and some other shit
Burn: x degree burns, you take extra damage when hit
Toxin: The sky's the fucking limit.