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06-28-2013, 02:13 PM
Done.
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The Lone Janitor
This is written by a nameless bard of the shit kingdom for the heroic lone janitor.
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8 million janitors.
8 million janitors with no floors to clean.
O the oceans of piss so serene! ‘pon which the janitors all 8 million of them do remiss, oh farther down the ocean the Lone Janitor goes!
None to which the din grows farther away do they seek, the mountains of space cleaner upon which ammonia proudly leaks! O brave O brave, the Lone Janitor.
Hapless to the threat, the gib villagers loudly wept, when chance upon there he came, the Lone Janitor... to
purge all stains! “O what is the problem that beseeches you?” the Janitor sacredly said..
The gib villagers replied that many had died; to the chefs mouldy bread!
The Janitor replied “Oh me oh my! I’ll shove down his throat: one clean pizza pie! And then i’ll crush him dead...”
Now in to the kitchen he bravely did go, the Lone Janitor, his name no one knows!
And The Lone Janitor said this: “ O Slithering Servant , O Bastardly Baker! You crème filled cretin, you hash slinging raker!”
“ what gives you the right, to lay down this blight of moldy bread?”
The chef said “ O sir i did not mean it, i mean whatever it is you mean! If they do not like their bread, then let them eat cake INSTEAD”
It was then when the Janitor boldly said “you fucking cunt i’ll murder you dead”
And he toolboxed the chef til his toolbox was red!
But out of sympathy, and just plain pity he let up his assault for a second, it was then that he heard the chef let softly in to the radio “ The Janitor is pretty shitty”
The Janitor took up his toolbox and bashed in his head, but before the chef was dead, he silently said
“ Who are you, O griffing me so, what name do you go by? To what do i owe?”
And the chef was the only one who knew the name of the Lone Janitor, before he was slain; and all the gib villagers wildly rejoiced, for their hero and savior the janitor!
O but what was his name? the chef knew his name before he was slain!, but Who can surely say?
But some say they hear voices in the old ancient tome, the janitors name when he finally came home....
Mangostein.
The Lone Janitor
This is written by a nameless bard of the shit kingdom for the heroic lone janitor.
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8 million janitors.
8 million janitors with no floors to clean.
O the oceans of piss so serene! ‘pon which the janitors all 8 million of them do remiss, oh farther down the ocean the Lone Janitor goes!
None to which the din grows farther away do they seek, the mountains of space cleaner upon which ammonia proudly leaks! O brave O brave, the Lone Janitor.
Hapless to the threat, the gib villagers loudly wept, when chance upon there he came, the Lone Janitor... to
purge all stains! “O what is the problem that beseeches you?” the Janitor sacredly said..
The gib villagers replied that many had died; to the chefs mouldy bread!
The Janitor replied “Oh me oh my! I’ll shove down his throat: one clean pizza pie! And then i’ll crush him dead...”
Now in to the kitchen he bravely did go, the Lone Janitor, his name no one knows!
And The Lone Janitor said this: “ O Slithering Servant , O Bastardly Baker! You crème filled cretin, you hash slinging raker!”
“ what gives you the right, to lay down this blight of moldy bread?”
The chef said “ O sir i did not mean it, i mean whatever it is you mean! If they do not like their bread, then let them eat cake INSTEAD”
It was then when the Janitor boldly said “you fucking cunt i’ll murder you dead”
And he toolboxed the chef til his toolbox was red!
But out of sympathy, and just plain pity he let up his assault for a second, it was then that he heard the chef let softly in to the radio “ The Janitor is pretty shitty”
The Janitor took up his toolbox and bashed in his head, but before the chef was dead, he silently said
“ Who are you, O griffing me so, what name do you go by? To what do i owe?”
And the chef was the only one who knew the name of the Lone Janitor, before he was slain; and all the gib villagers wildly rejoiced, for their hero and savior the janitor!
O but what was his name? the chef knew his name before he was slain!, but Who can surely say?
But some say they hear voices in the old ancient tome, the janitors name when he finally came home....
Mangostein.