Goonhub
06-27-2013, 03:38 AM
Before round, I stated that I would fart, and then die. Immediately I made my way to the AI upload, but was denied entry. Peacekeeper Pete, however, saw that my destiny was pure, and allowed me entry. I uploaded a law stating that I was not human, farted, and then told the AI to kill nonhumans. Pete proceeded to stow my corpse away deeper in the AI's core chamber, and uploaded a law making the AI protect my body as if it were my own, making the AI's chamber a temple-grave for Jebediah Flarearms, "the man who was more than human". I have no clue how he knew that I'm 31% bovine.