Fart as a chem

[popecrunch]

I ain't give a fuck about methane I want farts. TTV with the tanks full of farts, some fucker lobs it into medbay, all the doctors hit the bricks, then it just makes the superfart noise and falls apart. Another bastard fills all the emergency airtanks in the tunnels with farts, and it doesn't suffocate people, it just means their chat pane gets filled up with big red angrytext messages bitching about the stink. Fuck your methane, give me farts.