Goonhub
03-19-2019, 09:48 AM
As a Research Director ling one shift, I absorbed a few people. Later on in the round, some robust mechanic nerd is also absorbing people in the Research wing. We end up fighting against each other as I'm trying to telesci, stinging each other with neurotoxin, LSD, as well as shooting and flashing each other. We even almost absorb each other at different points. I end up bolting him inside the teleporter and start spamming a non-functional z-level, which set the area on fire. It gets too hot however, and after I opened up the bolted doors and expected a body, there's a hole leading right out of the teleporter room. He escaped.
Later on in the round, I'm caught by the Head of Security as a ling. I'm brought to the sec office, but I keep stinging him with neurotoxin. Of course, security is poopoo. The combination of the Head of Security passed out and a random beaker combination that made people slip around helped me escape. I used the port-a-sci remote to get the hell outta there after instantly breaking my cuffs.
Since my Mike Rotch name is tarnished with being a ling, I transform into some scientist I absorbed earlier. After I change into someone else in a locker in chemistry, I walk out into the research wing hallways and see none-other then... myself. Apparently, the other ling from earlier was able to transform into me and didn't know of my name compromised. He's currently absorbing someone in the middle of the oxygenless hallway, so I sting him and wait for him to pass out. He gets knocked out, so I drag him into a locker and quickly weld it. I announce over the radio that I caught Mike Rotch the ling.
The Head of Security (slowly) comes to chem, takes away the locker, and crushes it. It's the best feeling in the world. The shuttle finally arrived after a sort-of destructive round. I get on the shuttle along with the Head of Security. While the oxygen is removed from the shuttle, I tell him that I was the ling all along. He can't reach me since he's suffocating. And I live to make it to CentComm.
Later on in the round, I'm caught by the Head of Security as a ling. I'm brought to the sec office, but I keep stinging him with neurotoxin. Of course, security is poopoo. The combination of the Head of Security passed out and a random beaker combination that made people slip around helped me escape. I used the port-a-sci remote to get the hell outta there after instantly breaking my cuffs.
Since my Mike Rotch name is tarnished with being a ling, I transform into some scientist I absorbed earlier. After I change into someone else in a locker in chemistry, I walk out into the research wing hallways and see none-other then... myself. Apparently, the other ling from earlier was able to transform into me and didn't know of my name compromised. He's currently absorbing someone in the middle of the oxygenless hallway, so I sting him and wait for him to pass out. He gets knocked out, so I drag him into a locker and quickly weld it. I announce over the radio that I caught Mike Rotch the ling.
The Head of Security (slowly) comes to chem, takes away the locker, and crushes it. It's the best feeling in the world. The shuttle finally arrived after a sort-of destructive round. I get on the shuttle along with the Head of Security. While the oxygen is removed from the shuttle, I tell him that I was the ling all along. He can't reach me since he's suffocating. And I live to make it to CentComm.