Official Clarion FIX THIS SHIT Thread

[Zamujasa]

Tour guide is all sorts of fouled up. Beacons are missing or point to the wrong places.

Right now, the tour guide starts, then goes to the bridge and ends the tour, without visiting anywhere else. Here are all the beacons, where they point to next, and what they say:

Code:

tour0    "tour beacon - start" (arrivals, next to the tour guide spawn point)
    tour17 (the end!)
        Hello! Welcome to to the Nanotrasen C-Class Orbital Facility Tour! I will be your tourguide today on this adventure! Let's get started!

tour1    "tour beacon - bar" (under floor light)
    tour6 (also by 5)
        A happy crew is a productive crew! During approved breaks, please enjoy your station's cafeteria and lounge. Be sure to drink responsibly though!

tour5    "tour beacon - crew" (in pool / gym area)
    tour6 (also by 1)
        We are now in the crew quarters. Need a nap? Need a haircut? Here's your home away from home!

tour6    "tour beacon - detective" (outside n detective door)
    tour2 (doesn't exist)
        Oh, um... here's where the detective works. I think they might have a drinking problem, but that's just between you and me.

tour7    "tour beacon - security" (above security entrance)
    tour8 (doesn't exist)
        Corporate espionage and criminal misdeeds are a sad fact of life out in deep space. If you see something, say something! Your helpful security team is hard at work keeping your station safe.

tour9    "tour beacon - owlery" (below center owlery doors)
    tour10
        Hoot! Hoot! Did you know that your Regional Director is a noted amateur ornithologist? If you're feeling stressed out at work, please enjoy the company and soothing hoots of these majestic beasts. Pardon the darkness, they are nocturnal after all.

tour10    "tour beacon - eva" (above eva door)
    tour11 (doesn't exist)
        Please keep your hands inside the station at all times! Remember, Safety First! In the event that you do need to go out in space though, you will probably want an EVA suit. Make sure to ask for permission first!

tour12    "tour beacon - research" (outer research hallway)
    tour13
        What would a research station be without a research sector? Beats me! Anyways, that's what's in here. Authorized personnel only! Your station's science team is very busy working on very serious and important sciencey stuff!

tour13    "tour beacon - medbay" (medbay lobby)
    tour14
        Safety first! Accidents do happen though, and if you find yourself injured in the line of work, please hurry along to see your Medbay staff. NOTICE: It has been zero (0) days since the last workplace injury.

tour14    "tour beacon - engine" (end of hallway, left of mechanics)
    tour15
        Thanks to advances in plasma research, your C-class station has been equipped with a new Thermo-Electric Generator engine! Singularity accidents are a thing of the past! Who ever thought it was a good idea to keep a black hole inside a space station anyways? Yeesh!

tour15    "tour beacon - qm" (just above qm lobby)
    tour16
        Need some new equipment or supplies for your workplace? Come on down to your local Quartermasters' office! If they ain't got it, you probably don't want it anyways.

tour16    "tour beacon - escape" (in escape shuttle dock area)
    tour17
        In the event of catastrophic station damage or approved shift change, a shuttle will be dispatched from the regional Central Command dock to this location. Should this occur, remember to line up quietly and enter single-file. No shoving please!

tour17    "tour beacon - end" (above bridge)
    tour18
        I hope you all have an excellent, safe and productive shift onboard this station! If you've enjoyed the tour, please put in a nice word about Mary if you see your captain.

tour18    "tour beacon - home" (under docking station)
    (none)
        (none)