Medals and medal rewards!

[Frank_Stein]

"Exact Words" - Sign a chaplain contract. Reward: A skin that makes any pen look demonic.
"Professional Demon" - Do *the thing* as a contract-wielding chaplain. Reward: A skin that makes any briefcase look demonic.
"Lil' Ronin" - Wear a hakama, bandana, magic sandals, and katana sheath as a monkey. (Tied to workshop)
"With great power..." - Have a melee/gun artifact backfire and instagib you.
"Secret Handshake" - Fart on someone's face.
"In a wilder place now" - Have your soul stolen by a Macho Man.
"Checkmate, heretic" - Kill a wizard as the Chaplain.
"Loyal Customer" - Purchase an item from a Discount Dan's GTM. Reward: A Discount Dan LIMITED EDITION mug skin.
"Monstrous Energy" - Overdose on energy drink.
"I'm in" - Disable the test wire on a door.
"Why is it vibr-" - Hit a piece of erebite.
"Plasma huffer" - Die of toxin damage after huffing plasma.

These are all nice.