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02-10-2019, 02:45 PM
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Top rated tickets and fines for January 2019
Oar Dehrv ticketed for delimbing everyone with a katana except for me. I sense severe discrimination. by Listel Sheerfield
Shawn Callaghan ticketed for Stealing the captain's corpse from the funeral to parade his corpse around on the buffermatic like a macabre mardi gras float. by Dean David
Honko Bluwnes ticketed for murdering Shawn Callaghan after stuffing them into a box and calling them the AI. by Listel Sheerfield
butterfly ticketed for Acts of terrorism and attempted murder of rescue team Theta. by Casey Spark
Daniella Robinson ticketed for Fingerprints located on a sewage pill mislabeled as "Omnizine" by Casey Spark
Klaus ticketed for Spending time on the slot machine instead of resuming patrol duties. by Casey Spark
Sybil Braun ticketed for literally compromising the AI while I was standing right there. In front of them. by Listel Sheerfield
spell man ticketed for Killing my botanist in cold blood while he was in the middle of making me synth butts by Sugar Beeman
Porter Bailey ticketed for Standing in the sitting only room by Sugar Beeman
Grandma ticketed for The chance of an accident during self-surgery increases with age! by Sugar Beeman
Clown ticketed for not being abused enough, failing to meet his quota by Bunman #13023
medbay ticketed for making buttbots using robobutts. we're better than this, use real butts by Mercy O`Fogg
werewolf ticketed for traveling at high speeds in a bee school zone by Lindsay Pinney
Back-ally Doctor ticketed for I ordered a doctor, not a pizza by Tweed
T-science nerds ticketed for You know who you are and what you did by Blackhole Moon
Loretto Buttersworth ticketed for ordering exactly 37 monkeys and filling QM with them without permission by Listel Sheerfield
Harry Johnson ticketed for not making me any pancakes despite saying that they were going to make pancakes by Listel Sheerfield
Clown ticketed for Laying down some tear jerking harmonica work, i'm actually crying by Mark Noir
the crew ticketed for surviving by Bryce Richter
effery Jefferson ticketed for Enabling Kristopher's monkeys addiction\ by Sugar Beeman
Water, water everywhere ticketed for Seriously, were in SPACE, why is there SO MUCH WATER by Fab Houlous
Vish Ace ticketed for Going 43 times the running speed limit by Fab Houlous
That fucking clown ticketed for Going even faster than Vish, i cant even see his fucking name by Fab Houlous
Old Man Jenkins ticketed for Providing poor housing for his fists by Bunman #13023
Everett Donkin ticketed for human freezing without a permit by Anya Fields
The kitchen ticketed for Having a population of monkeys great enough to consider a country by Fab Houlous
Vending Machine outside Medbay ticketed for Stealing my goddamn credits. You goddamn piece of shit. Gimmie my damn Dr. Pubber. by Shawn Callaghan
Boris Bubbleton ticketed for Faking health issues to invoke emotional trauma in a security officer by Casey Spark
Buck Klin ticketed for Mispronouncing coworker's name, causing emotional damage. by Casey Spark
Top rated fines for January 2019
Jeffery Jefferson fined for Filling the goddamn hall with meat and blood. by Angela Ziegler
Selena Merryman fined for Attempting to out-trade me in a capitalist exchange, but unaware that I can secretly deduct all of their money gained through fines. by Listel Sheerfield
oger Miles fined for rESISTING THE 8BALL'S HOLY WILL by Roger Miles
Horse Horsington fined for Not wearing his Horse Mask. Cover your ugly mug appropriately. by Boris Bubbleton
Mike Hodge fined for Not being Swedish by Boris Bubbleton
Boris Bubbleton fined for Being Swedish. by Judge Ledger
Pagliacci fined for repeated attempts to cook clownface mclunksky by Clownface Mclunksky
Angela Ziegler fined for Wasting my valuable time by asking for help, and then refusing to actually get back into the fucking station. by Shawn Callaghan
Jake Turnbuckle fined for Dying on NT company time by Shawn Callaghan
Oar Dehrv ticketed for delimbing everyone with a katana except for me. I sense severe discrimination. by Listel Sheerfield
Shawn Callaghan ticketed for Stealing the captain's corpse from the funeral to parade his corpse around on the buffermatic like a macabre mardi gras float. by Dean David
Honko Bluwnes ticketed for murdering Shawn Callaghan after stuffing them into a box and calling them the AI. by Listel Sheerfield
butterfly ticketed for Acts of terrorism and attempted murder of rescue team Theta. by Casey Spark
Daniella Robinson ticketed for Fingerprints located on a sewage pill mislabeled as "Omnizine" by Casey Spark
Klaus ticketed for Spending time on the slot machine instead of resuming patrol duties. by Casey Spark
Sybil Braun ticketed for literally compromising the AI while I was standing right there. In front of them. by Listel Sheerfield
spell man ticketed for Killing my botanist in cold blood while he was in the middle of making me synth butts by Sugar Beeman
Porter Bailey ticketed for Standing in the sitting only room by Sugar Beeman
Grandma ticketed for The chance of an accident during self-surgery increases with age! by Sugar Beeman
Clown ticketed for not being abused enough, failing to meet his quota by Bunman #13023
medbay ticketed for making buttbots using robobutts. we're better than this, use real butts by Mercy O`Fogg
werewolf ticketed for traveling at high speeds in a bee school zone by Lindsay Pinney
Back-ally Doctor ticketed for I ordered a doctor, not a pizza by Tweed
T-science nerds ticketed for You know who you are and what you did by Blackhole Moon
Loretto Buttersworth ticketed for ordering exactly 37 monkeys and filling QM with them without permission by Listel Sheerfield
Harry Johnson ticketed for not making me any pancakes despite saying that they were going to make pancakes by Listel Sheerfield
Clown ticketed for Laying down some tear jerking harmonica work, i'm actually crying by Mark Noir
the crew ticketed for surviving by Bryce Richter
effery Jefferson ticketed for Enabling Kristopher's monkeys addiction\ by Sugar Beeman
Water, water everywhere ticketed for Seriously, were in SPACE, why is there SO MUCH WATER by Fab Houlous
Vish Ace ticketed for Going 43 times the running speed limit by Fab Houlous
That fucking clown ticketed for Going even faster than Vish, i cant even see his fucking name by Fab Houlous
Old Man Jenkins ticketed for Providing poor housing for his fists by Bunman #13023
Everett Donkin ticketed for human freezing without a permit by Anya Fields
The kitchen ticketed for Having a population of monkeys great enough to consider a country by Fab Houlous
Vending Machine outside Medbay ticketed for Stealing my goddamn credits. You goddamn piece of shit. Gimmie my damn Dr. Pubber. by Shawn Callaghan
Boris Bubbleton ticketed for Faking health issues to invoke emotional trauma in a security officer by Casey Spark
Buck Klin ticketed for Mispronouncing coworker's name, causing emotional damage. by Casey Spark
Top rated fines for January 2019
Jeffery Jefferson fined for Filling the goddamn hall with meat and blood. by Angela Ziegler
Selena Merryman fined for Attempting to out-trade me in a capitalist exchange, but unaware that I can secretly deduct all of their money gained through fines. by Listel Sheerfield
oger Miles fined for rESISTING THE 8BALL'S HOLY WILL by Roger Miles
Horse Horsington fined for Not wearing his Horse Mask. Cover your ugly mug appropriately. by Boris Bubbleton
Mike Hodge fined for Not being Swedish by Boris Bubbleton
Boris Bubbleton fined for Being Swedish. by Judge Ledger
Pagliacci fined for repeated attempts to cook clownface mclunksky by Clownface Mclunksky
Angela Ziegler fined for Wasting my valuable time by asking for help, and then refusing to actually get back into the fucking station. by Shawn Callaghan
Jake Turnbuckle fined for Dying on NT company time by Shawn Callaghan