Valentines Day RP event?

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Also known as "Azungar's birthday event". Yes.

Even being a few days off caught me some  honkers. It was popular for girls who like a guy to go up and kick 'em reaaally hard in the shit, giggle, and run away. Don't worry, lass! If I didn't catch your message, the bone spurs will remind me.

Not gonna edit that, but it was meant to be 'shin' and not 'shit', but I had plenty of shit kicked as well.

Anways, valentines day is pain. A pain in the ass, but for some few lucky boys and girls, a pain in the shin!! The hah oh, the Shit! Sorry, got that mix... NO, IT'S THE HEART. IT RIPS AND TEARS AND BURNS THE FLACCID MEAT OF ALL IT'S PRIDE wait are we still talking about hearts oh heRIGID ROUGH BLACK HEART OF TEPID DESIRE CRACKED AND SHATTERS AND spread over a salad. It's reaaally nice, you should try it!