Lets create more conspiracy objectives

[Azungar]

Currently, the conspiracy gamemode that appears on Goon1 only has 12 objectives and we'd like to add some more. So help us come up with some funny and interesting ones? Preferably they should contain no real hints that you'd need violence to complete them. 

Here's an example one: "Lay claim to a vital area of the station, fortify it, then announce your independance. Annex as much of the station as possible."