Traitor Botanist item: Produce Launcher

[warcrimes]

any reagent containing one imparts the reagent to who it hits? <--this idea could be terrible and/or fun
eat your fucking fruits and vegetables

On hit, run some weighted chance based on the size of the produce- 
Either it hits the target and does the damage described earlier in the thread- OR - 
it instantly forcefeeds the produce to the target