Best moments ever thread 2.0

[atomic1fire]

For whatever reason, get the idea to set my jumpsuit on fire and convince people I'm burning to death.

Sadly I don't see any fire, so I throw my jumpsuit off.

This funny thing happens

Unknown throws Grey Jumpsuit.
The soda machine beeps, "Grife-O - the soda of a space generation!"
Brian Garland [145.9] gasps, "i need medkit"
Dr. Kay farts like a goone!
You have added PDA-Terrell Wilkerson to the backpack.
Dr. Kay claps.
Sosa Montana says, "Dude."
You have added Terrell Wilkerson's ID Card (Staff Assistant) to the backpack.
Sosa Montana asks, "Did you just spew fire?"
You have added Zippo lighter to the backpack.
Sosa Montana says, "Aweesome."
You have added Cigarette Packet to the backpack.
Terrell Wilkerson (as Unknown) slurs, "yyeeeesshh"
Unknown hiccups.
Unknown hiccups.
Terrell Wilkerson (as Unknown) slurs, "I nneeeeddd nneeww ppaannnthhffsshh"