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12-24-2018, 04:36 AM
Adam Nehaldo, the HoS, decides to have an anti-crime meeting. While only a few showed up, we feel it was still productive.
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Adam Nehaldo says, "Whatever, let's get this done."
Tod Sodly sighs.
Scam Likely asks, "Now, where were we?"
Tod Sodly nods.x2
Adam Nehaldo clears his throat.
Max Stell buckles in!
Tod Sodly asks, "Something about benefits in return for not doing crimes?"
Scam Likely asks, "Did y'all know there's no medical on shift?"
Adam Nehaldo says, "Hello crew. Today, we will be participating in crime spotting information excercises."
Scam Likely nods.
Tod Sodly says, "Goddamnit and after all that trouble with the insurance agency"
Scam Likely says, "She even stole my purple cape"
Tod Sodly screams!
Scam Likely asks, "I know, right?"
Adam Nehaldo says, "Now, as we all know, crimers can come in all sorts of shapes and sizes."
Tod Sodly nods.x2
Scam Likely asks, "Even SRQ-large?"
Adam Nehaldo says, "Especially SRQ-large."
Scam Likely gasps.x3
Tod Sodly gasps.
Adam Nehaldo says, "However, here we shall learn some techniques for spotting potential crimers."
Scam Likely nods.
Adam Nehaldo asks, "Can I have a potential volunteer?"
Max Stell asks, "Me?"
Max Stell shakes Max Stell, trying to wake them up!
Scam Likely raises a hand.
Max Stell unbuckles.
Tod Sodly exclaims, "That would've been real helpful for Scam when he got his cape crimed away!"
Scam Likely nods.x3
Adam Nehaldo says, "Yes, come on up, just for some minor practice."
Scam Likely exclaims, "Yeah!"
Tod Sodly salutes.
Scam Likely unbuckles.
Scam Likely buckles in!
Tod Sodly gets on down.
Adam Nehaldo says, "Okay, now there are many things to keep in mind for potential bad people."
Scam Likely cranks out some dizzying windmills.
Adam Nehaldo says, "For example, they could wear some sort of disguising clothing, like a gas mask."
Tod Sodly says, "Hm, yes"
Tod Sodly nods.x2
Scam Likely nods.
Tod Sodly twirls the gas mask around in his hand.
Max Stell hits Breath Mask with the box!
Scam Likely screams!
Adam Nehaldo says, "Today, I shall show you a potential man doing things out in the open with no regard for himself."
Max Stell has added the box to the backpack!
Adam Nehaldo puts on the George Melons mask.
Adam Nehaldo says, "Hello."
Adam Nehaldo says, "I am a crimer."
Tod Sodly points to Adam Nehaldo.x2
Adam Nehaldo says, "I do the bad things."
Scam Likely gasps.x3
Tod Sodly gasps.
Scam Likely gasps.
Scam Likely exclaims, "Max, goon his ass!"
Adam Nehaldo removes the George Melons mask.
Adam Nehaldo says, "Now, some things to watch out may be like this."
Adam puts on the George Melons mask.
Adam Nehaldo exclaims, "HEY YOU LITTLE SHIT!"
Scam Likely screams!
*beep*
Tod Sodly: CRIME DETECTED
Max Stell has been stunned with the stun baton by Adam Nehaldo!
The stun baton now has 175/200 PUs remaining.
Adam Nehaldo asks, "YOU LIKE THAT?"
The stun baton is now off.
Tod Sodly screams!
Adam Nehaldo attacks Max Stell in the chest with the stun baton!
Max Stell stammers, "NNnnnooo"
Adam Nehaldo attacks Max Stell in the chest with the stun baton!
Scam Likely screams!
Adam Nehaldo attacks Max Stell in the chest with the stun baton!
Tod Sodly exclaims, "My god!"
Adam Nehaldo asks, "How bout this?"
Scam Likely says, "PRETEND YOU LIKE IT"
Adam Nehaldo attacks Max Stell in the chest with the scalpel!x2
Max Stell starts bleeding!
You have added the scalpel to the backpack.
Tod Sodly exclaims, "Oh shit!"
Max Stell stammers, "Lessssss"
The stun baton is now on.
Max Stell has been stunned with the stun baton by Adam Nehaldo!
The stun baton now has 150/200 PUs remaining.
You have added the stun baton to the backpack.
Adam Nehaldo plays with his Air Horn.
Tod Sodly exclaims, "That's some big crimes!"
Scam Likely says, "THEN THEY'LL BE WEIRDED OOUT N STOP"
Adam Nehaldo exclaims, "PRANKED BITCH!"
Scam Likely screams!
You have added the air horn to the backpack.
Adam Nehaldo removes the George Melons mask.
Tod Sodly says, "I think he's bleedin' out."
Max Stell stammers, "CCaaaiiinn ggo nnnno??"
Adam Nehaldo says, "As you can see, that was many really bad crimes."
Scam Likely asks, "You heard when I mentioned we have no medical, right?"
Adam Nehaldo says, "Oh don't be a sissy."
Max Stell stammers, "Meebblllllleeee huuuurrr hhuuurrtt"
Tod Sodly frowns.
Scam Likely exclaims, "What he said!"
Adam Nehaldo says, "Put some damn pressure on it."
You have added the stun baton to the security toolbelt.
Tod Sodly frowns.
You have added Flimsy 'George Melons' Mask to the backpack.
Max Stell puts pressure on his wounds, trying to stop the bleeding!
Max Stell's bleeding stops!
Adam Nehaldo says, "Now, you can see all sorts of bad things, such as smacking people with bad weapons or stolen security gear."
Tod Sodly says, "Hmmm. I do not appear to have anything medical on my person."
Adam Nehaldo says, "As well as attempted murder."
Tod Sodly nods.x2
Max Stell says, "Yes"
Adam Nehaldo says, "However, the most important thing to note"
Adam Nehaldo says, "Was when I screamed at him for literally no reason."
Scam Likely raises a hand.
Adam Nehaldo says, "That is usually a bad time to stay around."
Max Stell nods.
Adam Nehaldo asks, "Yes Scam?"
Tod Sodly nods.
Tod Sodly says, "That sounded a little like crime."
Tod Sodly says, "I'm no expert though."
Scam Likely asks, "I often yell rude and random things at Tod and Camilla, should I stop?"
Max Stell has added the blood-stained Breath Mask to the box!
Adam Nehaldo says, "It doesn't necessarily mean you will crime, though it should be considered as it can hurt productivity."
Scam Likely nods.
Horse Horsington [145.9] says, "bad thing about to happen"
Adam Nehaldo says, "Well, I think that's the major things to go over. If you see crime, make sure you report it over the radio."
Tod Sodly raises a hand.
Adam Nehaldo says, "And remember, when in doubt"
Adam Nehaldo says, "Call security."
Adam Nehaldo asks, "Yes Tod?"
Tod Sodly asks, "Is Horse about to commit a crime?"
Adam Nehaldo says, "That is very possible."
*beep*
Tod Sodly: horse possible criming please investigate
Adam Nehaldo says, "Well, I think that's it for the meeting. Have a productive day."
Scam Likely nods.
Tod Sodly salutes.x5
Adam Nehaldo says "Well done Tod."
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Adam Nehaldo says, "Whatever, let's get this done."
Tod Sodly sighs.
Scam Likely asks, "Now, where were we?"
Tod Sodly nods.x2
Adam Nehaldo clears his throat.
Max Stell buckles in!
Tod Sodly asks, "Something about benefits in return for not doing crimes?"
Scam Likely asks, "Did y'all know there's no medical on shift?"
Adam Nehaldo says, "Hello crew. Today, we will be participating in crime spotting information excercises."
Scam Likely nods.
Tod Sodly says, "Goddamnit and after all that trouble with the insurance agency"
Scam Likely says, "She even stole my purple cape"
Tod Sodly screams!
Scam Likely asks, "I know, right?"
Adam Nehaldo says, "Now, as we all know, crimers can come in all sorts of shapes and sizes."
Tod Sodly nods.x2
Scam Likely asks, "Even SRQ-large?"
Adam Nehaldo says, "Especially SRQ-large."
Scam Likely gasps.x3
Tod Sodly gasps.
Adam Nehaldo says, "However, here we shall learn some techniques for spotting potential crimers."
Scam Likely nods.
Adam Nehaldo asks, "Can I have a potential volunteer?"
Max Stell asks, "Me?"
Max Stell shakes Max Stell, trying to wake them up!
Scam Likely raises a hand.
Max Stell unbuckles.
Tod Sodly exclaims, "That would've been real helpful for Scam when he got his cape crimed away!"
Scam Likely nods.x3
Adam Nehaldo says, "Yes, come on up, just for some minor practice."
Scam Likely exclaims, "Yeah!"
Tod Sodly salutes.
Scam Likely unbuckles.
Scam Likely buckles in!
Tod Sodly gets on down.
Adam Nehaldo says, "Okay, now there are many things to keep in mind for potential bad people."
Scam Likely cranks out some dizzying windmills.
Adam Nehaldo says, "For example, they could wear some sort of disguising clothing, like a gas mask."
Tod Sodly says, "Hm, yes"
Tod Sodly nods.x2
Scam Likely nods.
Tod Sodly twirls the gas mask around in his hand.
Max Stell hits Breath Mask with the box!
Scam Likely screams!
Adam Nehaldo says, "Today, I shall show you a potential man doing things out in the open with no regard for himself."
Max Stell has added the box to the backpack!
Adam Nehaldo puts on the George Melons mask.
Adam Nehaldo says, "Hello."
Adam Nehaldo says, "I am a crimer."
Tod Sodly points to Adam Nehaldo.x2
Adam Nehaldo says, "I do the bad things."
Scam Likely gasps.x3
Tod Sodly gasps.
Scam Likely gasps.
Scam Likely exclaims, "Max, goon his ass!"
Adam Nehaldo removes the George Melons mask.
Adam Nehaldo says, "Now, some things to watch out may be like this."
Adam puts on the George Melons mask.
Adam Nehaldo exclaims, "HEY YOU LITTLE SHIT!"
Scam Likely screams!
*beep*
Tod Sodly: CRIME DETECTED
Max Stell has been stunned with the stun baton by Adam Nehaldo!
The stun baton now has 175/200 PUs remaining.
Adam Nehaldo asks, "YOU LIKE THAT?"
The stun baton is now off.
Tod Sodly screams!
Adam Nehaldo attacks Max Stell in the chest with the stun baton!
Max Stell stammers, "NNnnnooo"
Adam Nehaldo attacks Max Stell in the chest with the stun baton!
Scam Likely screams!
Adam Nehaldo attacks Max Stell in the chest with the stun baton!
Tod Sodly exclaims, "My god!"
Adam Nehaldo asks, "How bout this?"
Scam Likely says, "PRETEND YOU LIKE IT"
Adam Nehaldo attacks Max Stell in the chest with the scalpel!x2
Max Stell starts bleeding!
You have added the scalpel to the backpack.
Tod Sodly exclaims, "Oh shit!"
Max Stell stammers, "Lessssss"
The stun baton is now on.
Max Stell has been stunned with the stun baton by Adam Nehaldo!
The stun baton now has 150/200 PUs remaining.
You have added the stun baton to the backpack.
Adam Nehaldo plays with his Air Horn.
Tod Sodly exclaims, "That's some big crimes!"
Scam Likely says, "THEN THEY'LL BE WEIRDED OOUT N STOP"
Adam Nehaldo exclaims, "PRANKED BITCH!"
Scam Likely screams!
You have added the air horn to the backpack.
Adam Nehaldo removes the George Melons mask.
Tod Sodly says, "I think he's bleedin' out."
Max Stell stammers, "CCaaaiiinn ggo nnnno??"
Adam Nehaldo says, "As you can see, that was many really bad crimes."
Scam Likely asks, "You heard when I mentioned we have no medical, right?"
Adam Nehaldo says, "Oh don't be a sissy."
Max Stell stammers, "Meebblllllleeee huuuurrr hhuuurrtt"
Tod Sodly frowns.
Scam Likely exclaims, "What he said!"
Adam Nehaldo says, "Put some damn pressure on it."
You have added the stun baton to the security toolbelt.
Tod Sodly frowns.
You have added Flimsy 'George Melons' Mask to the backpack.
Max Stell puts pressure on his wounds, trying to stop the bleeding!
Max Stell's bleeding stops!
Adam Nehaldo says, "Now, you can see all sorts of bad things, such as smacking people with bad weapons or stolen security gear."
Tod Sodly says, "Hmmm. I do not appear to have anything medical on my person."
Adam Nehaldo says, "As well as attempted murder."
Tod Sodly nods.x2
Max Stell says, "Yes"
Adam Nehaldo says, "However, the most important thing to note"
Adam Nehaldo says, "Was when I screamed at him for literally no reason."
Scam Likely raises a hand.
Adam Nehaldo says, "That is usually a bad time to stay around."
Max Stell nods.
Adam Nehaldo asks, "Yes Scam?"
Tod Sodly nods.
Tod Sodly says, "That sounded a little like crime."
Tod Sodly says, "I'm no expert though."
Scam Likely asks, "I often yell rude and random things at Tod and Camilla, should I stop?"
Max Stell has added the blood-stained Breath Mask to the box!
Adam Nehaldo says, "It doesn't necessarily mean you will crime, though it should be considered as it can hurt productivity."
Scam Likely nods.
Horse Horsington [145.9] says, "bad thing about to happen"
Adam Nehaldo says, "Well, I think that's the major things to go over. If you see crime, make sure you report it over the radio."
Tod Sodly raises a hand.
Adam Nehaldo says, "And remember, when in doubt"
Adam Nehaldo says, "Call security."
Adam Nehaldo asks, "Yes Tod?"
Tod Sodly asks, "Is Horse about to commit a crime?"
Adam Nehaldo says, "That is very possible."
*beep*
Tod Sodly: horse possible criming please investigate
Adam Nehaldo says, "Well, I think that's it for the meeting. Have a productive day."
Scam Likely nods.
Tod Sodly salutes.x5
Adam Nehaldo says "Well done Tod."