New book: Curing Diseases for Dummies

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Fun fact, that dichotomous key thing is one of the ways real microbiology dweebs figure out which microbe they're dealing with. It's all laid out in Bergey's Manual of Determinative Bacteriology, I assume, never having read the darn thing.

This dichotomous key book thing should be structured like a choose-your-own-adventure novel, where all the pages are in a very non-intuitive order, with several intentionally misleading pages mixed in there for anyone who wants to spoil the adventure. Might need an extra patch to give books pages, as opposed to now how they're just one big text window. Might even have the page order randomized on round-start to make it less hand-holdy, with the "if your patient is on fire, go to page X" always leading to the correct page.

we gotta have a part of the book which is just ripped from an actual choose your own adventure book