New book: Curing Diseases for Dummies

[Studenterhue]

Aside from a few grammar mistakes, this piece's a lot better than the stuff you usually write, honest. Unlike some of the other books, (Geothermal Capture guide comes to mind) it's goes straight to the point, without any unnecessary auxiliary verbs or awkward sentence arrangements to congest things. There's just one major thing I'd like to point out:

Curing Diseases for Dummies
(Put the suppressant hint table from https://wiki.ss13.co/Pathology_Research#Suppressant here)

Don't. That suppressant table I made might look pretty, but it's pretty abysmal under the hood . It could probably be ported over to HTML, but I'd spare the coders some agony and make it into a simple dichotomous key.

1. Observations under the microscope the suggest that the pathogen might be suppressed by:

• A. Certain foodstuffs....Go to 2.
  
• B. Temperature....Go to 3.
  
• C. A reagent affecting neural activity...Go to 4.
  
• D. Certain kinds of medicine...Go to 5.
  
• E. Gamma rays or mutagenic substances...Go to 6.
  

2. Is the pathogen orange or pink?

• A. Pink....Try porktonium, space-soybean oil, or partially hydrogenated space-soybean oil
  
• B. Orange....Try chicken soup.
  

3. Is the pathogen blue or red?

• A. Blue....Try phlogiston or chloride trifluoride.
  
• B. Red....Try cryostalane or cryoxadone.
  

4. Try ketamine or morphine.
5. Is the pathogen black or cyan?

• A. Black....Try styptic powder or synthflesh.
  
• B. Cyan....Try silver sulfadiazine
  

6. Is the pathogen viridian or olive drab?

• A. Viridian....Try radium, polonium, or uranium.
  
• B. Olive drab....Try stable mutagen or unstable mutagen.