Goonhub
10-05-2018, 12:06 PM
(This post was last modified: 10-05-2018, 12:11 PM by Recusor. Edited 1 time in total.)
Last night, Goon2
Try to roll for AI, get CE, fuck fine at least I can do TEG hellburn
Oh wait Im a werewolf OK, havent done this before
Strip out of all my clothes, run into corridor naked and try to find a place to transform in peace.
Someone finds me mid-transform and calls it out. Start clawing/mauling him to death immediately. Crew responds slowly, but only with bludgeoning objects. Good luck, kid
Start my bloody spree through the station
More people start to respond, trying to drag victims to more isolated areas trying to maul them to death in peace drag a victim to podbay, multiple people injured, two killed. interface freezes. WTF. I see others moving around, but I cant move myself.Full crash.
Reboot BYOND, cant connect, reboot modem, cant connect
Internet was down for 12 minutes, RIP. Might as well log in to try to ask for an Antag token knowing it was a long shot at best
Get back in, camera is centred on a locker.
Someone stuffed my disconnected werewolf butt, alive, into a locker, welded it shut and put me on display in his museum in the market.
Bust outta there
Feel bad killing people after they let me live, mention this on radio (Werewolves can still speak and I had a headset)
A cyborg "Oh I was about to kill you anyway"
Bad feelings gone, continue killing spree
Run into Wiznerd, team up. He had charging bull, arsenath and teleport
Find a victim almost immediately
Crew arms up with what seems like an inordinate amount of loafs to try to bludgeon us to death
Wizbro uses arsenath, but in range of me. I lose both my butt and BOTH MY GODDAMN LEGS WHAT
Legless werewolf now roaming the station, able to still leap forward using cooldown ability. Continue my reign of terror
Oh hey, being legless means I cant get hit by loafs thrown at me. I AM A GOD.
Shuttle is finally called. I get on with Wizbro
Crew comes as prepared as possible, NO2 container to try to knock me out with internals
Apparently NO2 doesnt affect werewolves, start to kill them all.
Visual proof: https://bit.ly/2ylyxjl - I am underneath the geneticist in the shuttle cockpit, moving towards the prey to the north
Shuttle arrives, technically some people are still alive, but I feel this was a personal win goddammit
Try to roll for AI, get CE, fuck fine at least I can do TEG hellburn
Oh wait Im a werewolf OK, havent done this before
Strip out of all my clothes, run into corridor naked and try to find a place to transform in peace.
Someone finds me mid-transform and calls it out. Start clawing/mauling him to death immediately. Crew responds slowly, but only with bludgeoning objects. Good luck, kid
Start my bloody spree through the station
More people start to respond, trying to drag victims to more isolated areas trying to maul them to death in peace drag a victim to podbay, multiple people injured, two killed. interface freezes. WTF. I see others moving around, but I cant move myself.Full crash.
Reboot BYOND, cant connect, reboot modem, cant connect
Internet was down for 12 minutes, RIP. Might as well log in to try to ask for an Antag token knowing it was a long shot at best
Get back in, camera is centred on a locker.
Someone stuffed my disconnected werewolf butt, alive, into a locker, welded it shut and put me on display in his museum in the market.
Bust outta there
Feel bad killing people after they let me live, mention this on radio (Werewolves can still speak and I had a headset)
A cyborg "Oh I was about to kill you anyway"
Bad feelings gone, continue killing spree
Run into Wiznerd, team up. He had charging bull, arsenath and teleport
Find a victim almost immediately
Crew arms up with what seems like an inordinate amount of loafs to try to bludgeon us to death
Wizbro uses arsenath, but in range of me. I lose both my butt and BOTH MY GODDAMN LEGS WHAT
Legless werewolf now roaming the station, able to still leap forward using cooldown ability. Continue my reign of terror
Oh hey, being legless means I cant get hit by loafs thrown at me. I AM A GOD.
Shuttle is finally called. I get on with Wizbro
Crew comes as prepared as possible, NO2 container to try to knock me out with internals
Apparently NO2 doesnt affect werewolves, start to kill them all.
Visual proof: https://bit.ly/2ylyxjl - I am underneath the geneticist in the shuttle cockpit, moving towards the prey to the north
Shuttle arrives, technically some people are still alive, but I feel this was a personal win goddammit