Major Aggressive grab on a human makes you immune to all projectiles

[Firebarrage]

If you have a hold on someone, i.e. where you pick them up onto the same square, you are rendered completely immune to all (non-exploding) projectiles. This happens because they are always hit first. Thus you can just pick up a blinded monkey for an instant and total immunity to all tasers, lasers, phasers, revolvers, etc.

In case some of you are thinking "its just a human shield" well not really. A human shield exists to stop shooting in the first place to not harm the shield. Bullets are perfectly capable of hitting two things lined up.