Major [Oshan] Teleporter Offsets Keep Changing

[Firebarrage]

Code:

if((prob(2) && prob(2)) || ((usr.ckey in Dorks) && prob(10)))
            usr.visible_message("<span style=\"color:red\">The console emits a loud pop and an acrid smell fills the air!</span>")
            XSUBTRACT = rand(0,100)
            YSUBTRACT = rand(0,100)
            ZSUBTRACT = rand(0,world.maxz)

Feature.