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09-22-2018, 01:14 AM
SuperLagg (6 Dear God No)
You use every fiber of your being and phase yourself into the game.
You then give a swift kick to the AI.
It proceeds to produce Poo.
None of this should be possible.
Even the admins have no idea what to make of this.
What did you do?
Recusor (4)
With that done, it's time for a fuckin party man.
Or at least, you try to party. It's more along the lines of constant loud yelping noises, but people still seem cool with it.
Celebrate good times, come on!
Josh Foster (4)
Where's the place the robots come from again? Uhhh...oh, right. The medbay. Let's see if they'll let us borrow stuff.
................
There's someone in the middle of the floor. He seems sick. Despite the fact that he doesn't look like he's doing anything. Other than that, no one seems to be in here to keep you from hopping in through the broken windows and grabbing a battery. Looking outside medbay, there doesn't seem to be any corpses wearing yellow jumpsuits, so let's see what engineering has.........
"...What are you, nuts? Whatever. Means they won't shoot at me I guess."
With that ominous message, the engie gives you some insulated gloves.
Progress.
Flesh Utopia (1) against FuLPaSM (6)
Well, only one way this show can end. With a god damn bang!
You quickly make your way out to escape...there it is. In the distance. A shuttle coming for the station at the speed of god knows what.
You quickly open the door outside, jump out, and get ready to give it a hug.
...............
You find yourself teleported into medbay.
GOD DAMN IT!
Blitzen (4)
Crit (1)
Weird Timer (3)
The shuttle has arrived on the station. All crew members have 2 minutes to make their way to the shuttle before it leaves the station.
You use every fiber of your being and phase yourself into the game.
You then give a swift kick to the AI.
It proceeds to produce Poo.
None of this should be possible.
Even the admins have no idea what to make of this.
What did you do?
Recusor (4)
With that done, it's time for a fuckin party man.
Or at least, you try to party. It's more along the lines of constant loud yelping noises, but people still seem cool with it.
Celebrate good times, come on!
Josh Foster (4)
Where's the place the robots come from again? Uhhh...oh, right. The medbay. Let's see if they'll let us borrow stuff.
................
There's someone in the middle of the floor. He seems sick. Despite the fact that he doesn't look like he's doing anything. Other than that, no one seems to be in here to keep you from hopping in through the broken windows and grabbing a battery. Looking outside medbay, there doesn't seem to be any corpses wearing yellow jumpsuits, so let's see what engineering has.........
"...What are you, nuts? Whatever. Means they won't shoot at me I guess."
With that ominous message, the engie gives you some insulated gloves.
Progress.
Flesh Utopia (1) against FuLPaSM (6)
Well, only one way this show can end. With a god damn bang!
You quickly make your way out to escape...there it is. In the distance. A shuttle coming for the station at the speed of god knows what.
You quickly open the door outside, jump out, and get ready to give it a hug.
...............
You find yourself teleported into medbay.
GOD DAMN IT!
Blitzen (4)
Crit (1)
Weird Timer (3)
The shuttle has arrived on the station. All crew members have 2 minutes to make their way to the shuttle before it leaves the station.