Let Spiders Dual-to-Octuple-Wield Guns Properly

[LovelyMimic]

THE PITCH

• As you may know, human players (and uh, presumably NPCs?) can hold a gun in each of their two hands and fire them simultaneously.
   
  
• A player who has been transformed into a spider has eight hands.
  

• However, player spiders are not only unable to fire 3+ guns at the same time, they also can't even fire just two guns at the same time.
   
  
• I demand that spiders be allowed to achieve their true potential as the deadliest gunslingers in space, by allowing them to fire up to eight guns simultaneously, as god intended.
  

PROS

• It would be really funny.
   
  
• Balance issues are mitigated by the fact that player spiders are pretty darn rare, requiring either a lucky roll on a wizard's polymorph spell, or admin shenanigans.
   
  
• Getting eight guns is a fair bit of work, especially if you're not settling for zip guns (and immediately just blowing yourself to smitheroons).
   
  
• MBC told me it would be pretty easy to code this feature.
  

CONS

• Literally none.