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Tickets and fines for August 2018.

Highest rated tickets for August 2018:

The Wizard ticketed for shaming the wizard federation by using mundane weapons from the armoury by Listel Sheerfield
Reset Naywalk ticketed for possessing a purple butt hat and not sharing it with me by Listel Sheerfield
Probably Scientist ticketed for canbombing the station when explicitly told not to by Listel Sheerfield
Probably Scientist ticketed for losing his butt while under pressure by Listel Sheerfield
Sov Exant ticketed for Wreckless Wheel Chair Driving without a permit by Dahan Masters
Oleg Deripaska ticketed for exploding in the shuttle on me by Listel Sheerfield
Myself ticketed for Not being robust enough to survive a pipebomb or no oxygen by Erasmus Klein
Angela Ziegler ticketed for spacebullying a mouse by Listel Sheerfield
maurice ticketed for playing us like a damn fiddle by Kazuhira Miller
I don't expect you simple wrench monkies to understand, but your damned contraptions are slowin' down the damn server, jerks! ticketed for Uh, Mechanics. by Flip Judge
Regular Human ticketed for refusing to do drugs with the cool kids by Listel Sheerfield
Security ticketed for Stop ramming me with your damn sub!! Jesus!!!! by Preston Suffolk
Horse Horsington ticketed for Claims to be a sea horse, is actually a ling. by Blaska Ellestrom
Jane Morgan ticketed for Insulting my monkey heritage by Beth Stockholm
Dan Dannyson ticketed for labelling people is not okay by Maurice Hendelshoe
Alice Lemmings ticketed for reducing Medbay morale with poor fashion choices by Lup Twosuns
whoever welded the shuttle doors ticketed for shame on you by Hangry Hogan
Gabriel Mercury ticketed for Tricking me into eating delicious but deadly cakes by Cerris Grayson
Cerris Grayson ticketed for Not giving someone kuru properly by Erasmus Klein
Jace Rosensteel ticketed for Setting out a beatiful spread of chips and dip, then packing them up again and leaving the bar before anyone can have a taste by Cerris Grayson
Urist Paul ticketed for dismembering a monkey and not eating the juiciest parts by Listel Sheerfield
CENTCOM ticketed for TELL US WHO THE REV HEAD IS YOU INCOMPETENT SHITS, I'M GONNA REBEL IF YOU DON'T. by Hank Hill
Tam Lin ticketed for Has dumb shoes and WON'T STOP HOPPING AROUND EVERYWHERE GODDAMNIT STOP MOVING by Tam Lin

Highest rated fines for August 2018:

Griffin Merbhy fined for Tore out his own skull to evade arrest. by John Johnson
Romayne Hunter fined for DYING WHILE STILL IN SERVICE OF SECURITY. DEATH DOES NOT STOP CRIME, IT SHOULDN'T STOP YOU EITHER by Prospector Pete
James Stanford fined for Touching the thing full of knives. by Kennedy King
Reset Naywalk fined for Attempting to kill me with an assault brick. by Listel Sheerfield
Salami Sam fined for looting the armory and arming a monkey with a rifle by Rusty Bottom
Chalk Gurnny fined for Ordering me to stop farting. I WILL NEVER STOP by Mr. Grizzwold