Goonhub
09-08-2018, 12:51 AM
(This post was last modified: 09-08-2018, 12:54 AM by Technature. Edited 2 times in total.)
FuLPaSM the Butt-bot(3)
Nothing happened.
Recusor
You alert medbay to your need for assistance.
They seem a bit busy, but they throw some styptic patches at you.
Superlagg (1)
Okay, fine. I'll play a different game.
You turn on a completely different game that isn't SS13 probably.
...oh shit it is SS13.
Man, what's with this perma-ban on goon?
Flesh Utopia (4)
Oh man, that doctor seems really annoyed. Maybe you can use the disposals to "accidentally kill" get rid of him.
He lunges at you. Using the force of his own jump, you grab him, throw him over your shoulder right into disposals, and flush it.
Expertly down, Flesh. Expertly done.
Josh Foster (2)
You don't feel well enough to look around for a replacement. The medical director passes by and takes a quick look.
He seems panicked after this. He gets a couple people to try to keep you alive while he gets a replacement heart.
Man, if only someone saw the heart on the table there.
A cyborg nearby appears to be jamming you full of something. Hopefully good somethings.
FuLPaSM
Uh...are doctors supposed to do that?
You quickly get your borg body to the geneticist that just went through a heart removal procedure and attempt to give him epinephrine.
You also alert medbay and its doctors that a man is dying due to massive heart possession failure.
On a side note, you're starting to recieve messages about power failure in various areas. None of them are important, but something should probably be done about it.
Let's go nuke team
What the actual fuck?
The only known surviving pod (yours) has somehow wedged itself into the Solitary confinement window. You can hear a loud whining noise from it.
"But why noooooooooot?"
"Do you see what you did!?! DO YOU!?"
You ask for details. Surprisingly, Blitzen is pretty vague about it. You ask about the cyborg's behavior.
"How the hell should I know? Just give me the tracker so we can find the captain and END THIS DAY ALREADY!"
"Didn't you have the tracker?"
"Why the hell would I have the tracker I gave to you for safekeeping?"
"I HAVE THE TRACKER!"
You both look at the cyborg. "Where?"
"In my pocket, right..." It grabs at the air.
"OH NO! GUYS, MY POCKET WENT MISSING! WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO KEEP MY WAFFLES!?!"
"...............didn't we give 69 the tracker to get the disk?"
Well fuck.
Nothing happened.
Recusor
You alert medbay to your need for assistance.
They seem a bit busy, but they throw some styptic patches at you.
Superlagg (1)
Okay, fine. I'll play a different game.
You turn on a completely different game that isn't SS13 probably.
...oh shit it is SS13.
Man, what's with this perma-ban on goon?
Flesh Utopia (4)
Oh man, that doctor seems really annoyed. Maybe you can use the disposals to "accidentally kill" get rid of him.
He lunges at you. Using the force of his own jump, you grab him, throw him over your shoulder right into disposals, and flush it.
Expertly down, Flesh. Expertly done.
Josh Foster (2)
You don't feel well enough to look around for a replacement. The medical director passes by and takes a quick look.
He seems panicked after this. He gets a couple people to try to keep you alive while he gets a replacement heart.
Man, if only someone saw the heart on the table there.
A cyborg nearby appears to be jamming you full of something. Hopefully good somethings.
FuLPaSM
Uh...are doctors supposed to do that?
You quickly get your borg body to the geneticist that just went through a heart removal procedure and attempt to give him epinephrine.
You also alert medbay and its doctors that a man is dying due to massive heart possession failure.
On a side note, you're starting to recieve messages about power failure in various areas. None of them are important, but something should probably be done about it.
Let's go nuke team
What the actual fuck?
The only known surviving pod (yours) has somehow wedged itself into the Solitary confinement window. You can hear a loud whining noise from it.
"But why noooooooooot?"
"Do you see what you did!?! DO YOU!?"
You ask for details. Surprisingly, Blitzen is pretty vague about it. You ask about the cyborg's behavior.
"How the hell should I know? Just give me the tracker so we can find the captain and END THIS DAY ALREADY!"
"Didn't you have the tracker?"
"Why the hell would I have the tracker I gave to you for safekeeping?"
"I HAVE THE TRACKER!"
You both look at the cyborg. "Where?"
"In my pocket, right..." It grabs at the air.
"OH NO! GUYS, MY POCKET WENT MISSING! WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO KEEP MY WAFFLES!?!"
"...............didn't we give 69 the tracker to get the disk?"
Well fuck.