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09-03-2018, 12:20 AM
FuLPaSM the ButtBot (5)
Nothing happens.
Blitzen (6)
Okay...you can work with this...maybe...
You scoop up anything that doesn't look like metal and put it in a glass. Then you teleport back to the syndicate shuttle.
Doing this properly will no doubt take some time...
Recusor (3)
The coast seems clear...let's see now...
You take a look inside security's main room and OH MY GOD!
You just barely fight the urge to vomit on the spot.
There appears to be a single body not absolutely destroyed. It takes a bit, but you manage to drag the body back into your hiding spot.
What the actual hell?
Ghost 69 (3)
You're really not sure what to make of these bad events.
In fact, you'd rather try to fuck with people. You start by trying to jiggle your brain bits.
.........
Nope. That worked about as expected.
Manne Love (4)
You head to your office, grabbing whatever you think you might need on the way there.
Looking through and grabbing your cleaning supplies, you decide to make some adjustments to your buffer.
...............
You think that did something. It won't be easy to tell with it standing there though.
(Buffer speed kinda up?)
Highlander (6 is this rigged or something?)
It seems there is a spare hat in the clothes.
Through some sort of magic no one understands, you successfully place your hat on top of your space helmet.
It's beautiful!
After marveling the beauty that is literal game breaking physics, you go out to loot the bodies.
You immediately remember that you blew up all the bodies...
...wait a minute, wasn't there at least one that was shotgunned to death?
Yeah, there it is.
Being dragged in the back...?
Superlagg (5)
Only one reasonable thing to do when you get permanently banned from something.
Make a fake apology letter and fill it with glitter. After a lot of research, you figure out Wonks address and mail out a letter with hearts on the outside (complete with a badly written sowwy and a frowny face on it) and glitter on the inside.
YES! Your revenge will be fulfilled in...2-3 business days. That'll show him eventually.
FuLPaSM (6)
Whelp, that was a fun little romp. Time to get back to work.
You decide to check on the doctor...wait, what's this? The doctor is out of medbay!?!
This is absurd, horrible, terrible, just downright WRONG! This must be rectified immediately!
You quickly locate the doctor and teleport him back into medbay.
Phew. Law 4 remains unbroken.
Nothing happens.
Blitzen (6)
Okay...you can work with this...maybe...
You scoop up anything that doesn't look like metal and put it in a glass. Then you teleport back to the syndicate shuttle.
Doing this properly will no doubt take some time...
Recusor (3)
The coast seems clear...let's see now...
You take a look inside security's main room and OH MY GOD!
You just barely fight the urge to vomit on the spot.
There appears to be a single body not absolutely destroyed. It takes a bit, but you manage to drag the body back into your hiding spot.
What the actual hell?
Ghost 69 (3)
You're really not sure what to make of these bad events.
In fact, you'd rather try to fuck with people. You start by trying to jiggle your brain bits.
.........
Nope. That worked about as expected.
Manne Love (4)
You head to your office, grabbing whatever you think you might need on the way there.
Looking through and grabbing your cleaning supplies, you decide to make some adjustments to your buffer.
...............
You think that did something. It won't be easy to tell with it standing there though.
(Buffer speed kinda up?)
Highlander (6 is this rigged or something?)
It seems there is a spare hat in the clothes.
Through some sort of magic no one understands, you successfully place your hat on top of your space helmet.
It's beautiful!
After marveling the beauty that is literal game breaking physics, you go out to loot the bodies.
You immediately remember that you blew up all the bodies...
...wait a minute, wasn't there at least one that was shotgunned to death?
Yeah, there it is.
Being dragged in the back...?
Superlagg (5)
Only one reasonable thing to do when you get permanently banned from something.
Make a fake apology letter and fill it with glitter. After a lot of research, you figure out Wonks address and mail out a letter with hearts on the outside (complete with a badly written sowwy and a frowny face on it) and glitter on the inside.
YES! Your revenge will be fulfilled in...2-3 business days. That'll show him eventually.
FuLPaSM (6)
Whelp, that was a fun little romp. Time to get back to work.
You decide to check on the doctor...wait, what's this? The doctor is out of medbay!?!
This is absurd, horrible, terrible, just downright WRONG! This must be rectified immediately!
You quickly locate the doctor and teleport him back into medbay.
Phew. Law 4 remains unbroken.