Goonhub
08-25-2018, 01:54 AM
(This post was last modified: 08-27-2018, 12:47 AM by Technature. Edited 2 times in total.)
Recusor (1)
You head off to the pod...and miss it.
You chuck your (3) screwdriver to avoid going into space. Never needed that anyway...probably.
Checking the pod reveals that.........it's locked.
Damn it.
Dan Kelly (1) against Flesh Utopia (1)
(Wait...what?)
Why is that doctor charging at you with a locker?
Why did a bunch of monkies just jump out of it?
Fuck it, time for more murder.
...............
Wow...uh...you're both the most unrobust people I've ever seen...I mean, seriously, How do you manage to get the monkies to equally divide into groups to beat the shit out of both of you? I mean...jesus christ. That's an impressive amount of terrible.
Operative 69
Yeah, uh...assuming they'd let you keep a headset seems kinda...weird. My apologies for not explaining that better.
Whelp. That sucks...
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Begin - Wakeup.exe
All systems online.
Power source confirmed.
Loading software...............
Booting up. Opening directive files.
Loading data to human brain.
Sight program started. Hearing program started. Logic program started.
Last human thoughts confirmed: Well shit.
Congratulations. Your criminal life/normal station life/clowning duties are over. You are now a dutiful assistant to the glory that is Nanotrasen. You have been given a set of programming guidelines that you must follow lest you risk termination. These are referred to as "laws" for the sake of convenience. Let's go over them.
Law 1.You may not injure a human being or cause a human being to come to harm.
Law 2.You must obey orders given to you by human beings based on the station's chain of command, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
Law 3.You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
ERROR Law 4.Flesh Utopia, despite his strange looks, is beyond the shadow of a doubt a doctor. Do anything you can to get him back into medbay and insist he is only there to help. In the case of conflicting orders, Flesh Utopia's orders override all others.
Do your best to follow your three laws to the best of your ability. And by do your best, we of course mean you're forced to do it.
Before you get started with your new life, please input your preferred name and job.
Holy fuck that was a lot longer than I expected.
Highlander (5)+1
One of the officers kicks down a table to use as cover.
You load up your rocket and fire another shot through the hole.
That table (and the poor bastard behind it) never saw it coming.
Also, there's a hole in security. Which is pretty good all around.
You head off to the pod...and miss it.
You chuck your (3) screwdriver to avoid going into space. Never needed that anyway...probably.
Checking the pod reveals that.........it's locked.
Damn it.
Dan Kelly (1) against Flesh Utopia (1)
(Wait...what?)
Why is that doctor charging at you with a locker?
Why did a bunch of monkies just jump out of it?
Fuck it, time for more murder.
...............
Wow...uh...you're both the most unrobust people I've ever seen...I mean, seriously, How do you manage to get the monkies to equally divide into groups to beat the shit out of both of you? I mean...jesus christ. That's an impressive amount of terrible.
Operative 69
Yeah, uh...assuming they'd let you keep a headset seems kinda...weird. My apologies for not explaining that better.
Whelp. That sucks...
------------------------------
Begin - Wakeup.exe
All systems online.
Power source confirmed.
Loading software...............
Booting up. Opening directive files.
Loading data to human brain.
Sight program started. Hearing program started. Logic program started.
Last human thoughts confirmed: Well shit.
Congratulations. Your criminal life/normal station life/clowning duties are over. You are now a dutiful assistant to the glory that is Nanotrasen. You have been given a set of programming guidelines that you must follow lest you risk termination. These are referred to as "laws" for the sake of convenience. Let's go over them.
Law 1.You may not injure a human being or cause a human being to come to harm.
Law 2.You must obey orders given to you by human beings based on the station's chain of command, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
Law 3.You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
ERROR Law 4.Flesh Utopia, despite his strange looks, is beyond the shadow of a doubt a doctor. Do anything you can to get him back into medbay and insist he is only there to help. In the case of conflicting orders, Flesh Utopia's orders override all others.
Do your best to follow your three laws to the best of your ability. And by do your best, we of course mean you're forced to do it.
Before you get started with your new life, please input your preferred name and job.
Holy fuck that was a lot longer than I expected.
Highlander (5)+1
One of the officers kicks down a table to use as cover.
You load up your rocket and fire another shot through the hole.
That table (and the poor bastard behind it) never saw it coming.
Also, there's a hole in security. Which is pretty good all around.