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08-18-2018, 02:52 AM
Harassing Pod Team (2)
You fly around the space station some more blasting out some windows.
*BAM*
The hell was that?
You look to see something really bright and shiny propel off of your pod. It seems to have dealt some heavy damage in the process.
You have no idea what it could be, but it's drifting away pretty fast.
Highlander (4) against FuLPaSM (3)
You remind the robotics team that you really need to have a body to help fix the problems around the station.
Shortly afterwards, you get a PDA message.
"This man is ugly as fuck and is getting ALL the girls. Find out how!"
Interesting. You respond with an inquiry of how this is possible.
Advertisements are required to not lie, after all.
Recusor (4)
Your singing is pretty average.
I mean, it's okay I guess.
At least the power seems to be functioning now.
Flesh Utopia (1)
"Don't worry, a cyber heart surgery procedure is easy and quick with the materials."
"Mind if I help?"
.........
"Okay, I need the cyber heart."
".........I ate it."
"What? Why would you...fine, just give me the original heart and we can attempt it again later."
"...............I ate it."
.........
You find yourself kicked out of medbay and fired from a job you never had.
Aaaawkwaaaarrrrd.
Agent 69 (5)
(AMBUSH! -2)
You make your way to QM to figure out where the captain is...
Except as you get closer, your tracker seems to indicate you're getting farther away...well, it was his last seen location.
Or, well, that was your thought til you get hit by a tazer. It takes everything you have to get behind cover before getting hit again.
"Oh for the love of..." The sec officer that provided you directions is right behind you.
"Was the tazer necessary...look, we need to do a random search on you. If TRIGGER HAPPY MCASSHOLE will keep calm, this will be over before we know it."
You're pretty sure your DNA scrambler, Revolver, and silenced pistol will give away your antagonist status, but the Disk tracker will no doubt raise security levels to Nuclear, meaning the entire crew won't be possible security targets anymore. You have no reliable way of hiding any of this on your person, and being trapped in a featureless hallway makes hiding any of it in the environment impossible.
You fly around the space station some more blasting out some windows.
*BAM*
The hell was that?
You look to see something really bright and shiny propel off of your pod. It seems to have dealt some heavy damage in the process.
You have no idea what it could be, but it's drifting away pretty fast.
Highlander (4) against FuLPaSM (3)
You remind the robotics team that you really need to have a body to help fix the problems around the station.
Shortly afterwards, you get a PDA message.
"This man is ugly as fuck and is getting ALL the girls. Find out how!"
Interesting. You respond with an inquiry of how this is possible.
Advertisements are required to not lie, after all.
Recusor (4)
Your singing is pretty average.
I mean, it's okay I guess.
At least the power seems to be functioning now.
Flesh Utopia (1)
"Don't worry, a cyber heart surgery procedure is easy and quick with the materials."
"Mind if I help?"
.........
"Okay, I need the cyber heart."
".........I ate it."
"What? Why would you...fine, just give me the original heart and we can attempt it again later."
"...............I ate it."
.........
You find yourself kicked out of medbay and fired from a job you never had.
Aaaawkwaaaarrrrd.
Agent 69 (5)
(AMBUSH! -2)
You make your way to QM to figure out where the captain is...
Except as you get closer, your tracker seems to indicate you're getting farther away...well, it was his last seen location.
Or, well, that was your thought til you get hit by a tazer. It takes everything you have to get behind cover before getting hit again.
"Oh for the love of..." The sec officer that provided you directions is right behind you.
"Was the tazer necessary...look, we need to do a random search on you. If TRIGGER HAPPY MCASSHOLE will keep calm, this will be over before we know it."
You're pretty sure your DNA scrambler, Revolver, and silenced pistol will give away your antagonist status, but the Disk tracker will no doubt raise security levels to Nuclear, meaning the entire crew won't be possible security targets anymore. You have no reliable way of hiding any of this on your person, and being trapped in a featureless hallway makes hiding any of it in the environment impossible.