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08-15-2018, 11:56 PM
Nuke Team Pod Riders (6)
Flying around at the speed of sound.
Got windows to blow gotta fire those lasers!
Security just don't know what's goin on.
Laugh your asses right off knowing they can't do jack shit!
To hell with rhyming I'm genuinely sorry you had to see any of that.
Anywho, a lot of windows get wrecked around the station.
Recusor (2)
Space, meet over an hour worth of power supply down the drain!
After that's done, you attempt to look around for a powered up room with a manufacturer. Unfortunately, it looks like there still isn't anything like that at the moment. Hopefully it won't be long.
FuLPaSM
You assess the situation of the hull breach in the kitchen.
The kitchen itself appears to be fixed already. However, the maintenance tunnel still has a hole in it. The kitchen appears locked down, meaning it likely doesn't have air at the moment. You point out the breach to the crew.
There appears to be no injured people in the immediate area.
From what you can tell, none of your cameras have been tampered with today.
Flesh Utopia (6)
You think of the best possible way to get someone to give their ass for science and remember that the morgue exists. You take a look inside...
You see yourself. There's...something about the mortality of life, that looking upon yourself reminds you just how fragile and precious life is. The beauty of a flickering candle, so easily extinguished by that which it cannot see, in the dead winter of OH RIGHT YOU WERE LOOKING FOR A BUTT FOR YOUR HEAD!
You surgery your own ass off of your previous body and staple it to your head. Thank goodness for that styptic powder access.
It takes every fiber in your being to not say honk after this. You put in too much effort, you aren't losing your disguise now.
You stuff your assless, brainless body back in the morgue in case you need it for anything else later.
Agent 69 (2)
The officer looks at you weird. Then he turns around for a bit and talks to you again.
"Uh, yeah, I think I last saw the Captain ordering something from QM. You should check if he's still there."
Nothing suspicious here.
Flying around at the speed of sound.
Got windows to blow gotta fire those lasers!
Security just don't know what's goin on.
Laugh your asses right off knowing they can't do jack shit!
To hell with rhyming I'm genuinely sorry you had to see any of that.
Anywho, a lot of windows get wrecked around the station.
Recusor (2)
Space, meet over an hour worth of power supply down the drain!
After that's done, you attempt to look around for a powered up room with a manufacturer. Unfortunately, it looks like there still isn't anything like that at the moment. Hopefully it won't be long.
FuLPaSM
You assess the situation of the hull breach in the kitchen.
The kitchen itself appears to be fixed already. However, the maintenance tunnel still has a hole in it. The kitchen appears locked down, meaning it likely doesn't have air at the moment. You point out the breach to the crew.
There appears to be no injured people in the immediate area.
From what you can tell, none of your cameras have been tampered with today.
Flesh Utopia (6)
You think of the best possible way to get someone to give their ass for science and remember that the morgue exists. You take a look inside...
You see yourself. There's...something about the mortality of life, that looking upon yourself reminds you just how fragile and precious life is. The beauty of a flickering candle, so easily extinguished by that which it cannot see, in the dead winter of OH RIGHT YOU WERE LOOKING FOR A BUTT FOR YOUR HEAD!
You surgery your own ass off of your previous body and staple it to your head. Thank goodness for that styptic powder access.
It takes every fiber in your being to not say honk after this. You put in too much effort, you aren't losing your disguise now.
You stuff your assless, brainless body back in the morgue in case you need it for anything else later.
Agent 69 (2)
The officer looks at you weird. Then he turns around for a bit and talks to you again.
"Uh, yeah, I think I last saw the Captain ordering something from QM. You should check if he's still there."
Nothing suspicious here.