Goonhub
06-06-2013, 09:59 PM
I become detective.
Pretty sure the round starts off with a energy wave hitting the station and removing butts and arms.
I go mess around in medbay for a bit, then decide to explore.
Some rude dude stabs me with a butcher knife, and then I die.
I am quickly looted by walter poehl, then cloned by someone else.
I'm kind of mad at this point, because looting is super rude, but instead of beating walter with a fire extinguisher and throwing him in brig like I should have, I taper off to find the guy with the butcher knife.
I walk up to HOS only to realize he's just murdered someone with a cylume saber, and then he attacks me, cuts my arm off, and I get dragged off to medbay missing an arm.
By this point, I'm seriously imagining storming sec, grabbing some guns from armory if possible, and just shooting whomever tries to stop me (Not a traitor, I was just really mad). I find walter poehl, try to take my clothes back, and some rude doctor stops me long enough for walter to run off. Now I'm missing an arm, still without all of my detective gear, and there's at least one or two traitors loose and both have violently attacked or assualted me in some way.
I stole some assistant's clothes and improvised because I was mad, and just wanted to kill some traitors. Though with no I.D, a stolen uniform and the worst possible medical weapon, this was not a smart plan
Eventually, I find traitor HOS Strelok M.O, attack him with the scalpel, right in the face.
He attacks me with his sword, cuts my other arm off, then injects me with enough drugs to keep me from being dead.
Strelok parades my somehow still living body around as a limbless, angry wreck. Some security officer even made fun of me. At this point, I'm probably only alive either because drugs, or perhaps righteous fury, not sure. I walk back down to medbay and while I'm doing this, some Sec officer starts making fun of me because I have no arms. I later find the dumb sec officer getting beat to death with a artistic toolbox. I can't help the smart alec because I'm busy getting a new pair of arms.
I eventually get two cyborg arms, only for someone else to murder me and the roboticist with the artistic toolboxes.
Turns out I was assualted or murdered by at least 3 to 4 different traitors.
Walter Poehl was just a extremely rude traitor running around in my detective uniform which he looted off me.
Strelok M.O was a traitor HOS.
I think the guy that murdered me with the toolbox was also a traitor, but I don't know if the assistant who stabbed me first was a traitor or mindslave.
I stopped playing for a while after that round.
Seemed like every traitor decided to grief me in the worst way possible in one round.
I'm not really sure if this is the best moment ever, but it's one of those stories where my luck was so bad that it had to be.
Pretty sure the round starts off with a energy wave hitting the station and removing butts and arms.
I go mess around in medbay for a bit, then decide to explore.
Some rude dude stabs me with a butcher knife, and then I die.
I am quickly looted by walter poehl, then cloned by someone else.
I'm kind of mad at this point, because looting is super rude, but instead of beating walter with a fire extinguisher and throwing him in brig like I should have, I taper off to find the guy with the butcher knife.
I walk up to HOS only to realize he's just murdered someone with a cylume saber, and then he attacks me, cuts my arm off, and I get dragged off to medbay missing an arm.
By this point, I'm seriously imagining storming sec, grabbing some guns from armory if possible, and just shooting whomever tries to stop me (Not a traitor, I was just really mad). I find walter poehl, try to take my clothes back, and some rude doctor stops me long enough for walter to run off. Now I'm missing an arm, still without all of my detective gear, and there's at least one or two traitors loose and both have violently attacked or assualted me in some way.
I stole some assistant's clothes and improvised because I was mad, and just wanted to kill some traitors. Though with no I.D, a stolen uniform and the worst possible medical weapon, this was not a smart plan
Eventually, I find traitor HOS Strelok M.O, attack him with the scalpel, right in the face.
He attacks me with his sword, cuts my other arm off, then injects me with enough drugs to keep me from being dead.
Strelok parades my somehow still living body around as a limbless, angry wreck. Some security officer even made fun of me. At this point, I'm probably only alive either because drugs, or perhaps righteous fury, not sure. I walk back down to medbay and while I'm doing this, some Sec officer starts making fun of me because I have no arms. I later find the dumb sec officer getting beat to death with a artistic toolbox. I can't help the smart alec because I'm busy getting a new pair of arms.
I eventually get two cyborg arms, only for someone else to murder me and the roboticist with the artistic toolboxes.
Turns out I was assualted or murdered by at least 3 to 4 different traitors.
Walter Poehl was just a extremely rude traitor running around in my detective uniform which he looted off me.
Strelok M.O was a traitor HOS.
I think the guy that murdered me with the toolbox was also a traitor, but I don't know if the assistant who stabbed me first was a traitor or mindslave.
I stopped playing for a while after that round.
Seemed like every traitor decided to grief me in the worst way possible in one round.
I'm not really sure if this is the best moment ever, but it's one of those stories where my luck was so bad that it had to be.