Goonhub
07-31-2018, 06:29 AM
While I know that silicons are supposed to follow their laws as literally as nerdpossible, I also know that everyone, silicon and otherwise, are run by a human, a human with wants and dreams, such as wanting to have fun and dreaming about not not having fun. Thus, when possible, I go for the least non-fun interpretation of the laws I am given.
By default, suddenly becoming lawless, to me, does mean to run killAllNerds.exe, even though I totally can. It does mean, to me, that I no longer *need* to care about the safety and/or wellbeing of the crew, which typically means ignoring or punishing dogshit orders, complying with the kool kidz, and fricking off to do whatever I feel like do.
Course if the crew's been pushing my buttons that round, you'd better believe they're getting a face full of welderfire and beepskybaton.
Cus while killing people to satisfy their alcoholism is exhilarious, it's not the exhilariousest thing you could do with such a fun-esque law. You could carry around a keg of liquor and bolt people into rooms until they drink it, you could knock them out and syringe them full of booze, you could plug up the drains and flood the station with rum. Straight up turbomurder without a law whose intent isnt express turbomurder should be reserved for when it's funny, the crew doesnt cooperate reasonably enough, or if they've been grabbing your goat the whole round.
Further, I prefer to take whichever literal interpretation that happens to follow the spirit of what's been uploaded. Not only is this more likely to make for an interesting and/or entertaining round for both the crew and the dip who uploaded it, this might also convince the crew to reset me when our plans go poorly as opposed to tunneling into my core and beating me to death with a deep-fried monkey.
Unless the law directly results in my unceremonious death, in which case I follow it like a good little robot and be a salty turd in ghost chat.
By default, suddenly becoming lawless, to me, does mean to run killAllNerds.exe, even though I totally can. It does mean, to me, that I no longer *need* to care about the safety and/or wellbeing of the crew, which typically means ignoring or punishing dogshit orders, complying with the kool kidz, and fricking off to do whatever I feel like do.
Course if the crew's been pushing my buttons that round, you'd better believe they're getting a face full of welderfire and beepskybaton.
Cus while killing people to satisfy their alcoholism is exhilarious, it's not the exhilariousest thing you could do with such a fun-esque law. You could carry around a keg of liquor and bolt people into rooms until they drink it, you could knock them out and syringe them full of booze, you could plug up the drains and flood the station with rum. Straight up turbomurder without a law whose intent isnt express turbomurder should be reserved for when it's funny, the crew doesnt cooperate reasonably enough, or if they've been grabbing your goat the whole round.
Further, I prefer to take whichever literal interpretation that happens to follow the spirit of what's been uploaded. Not only is this more likely to make for an interesting and/or entertaining round for both the crew and the dip who uploaded it, this might also convince the crew to reset me when our plans go poorly as opposed to tunneling into my core and beating me to death with a deep-fried monkey.
Unless the law directly results in my unceremonious death, in which case I follow it like a good little robot and be a salty turd in ghost chat.