make the plasmatoid disease do something

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I can't decide which of those i like best, because I like them all so much.
I'd say option 2 is the weakest because it's just another gibbing disease, but with a twist.
1 and 3 are rock solid and could reasonably work together / alternately, or as 2 different random strains of the disease.

Daily reminder that "Fart" should be an atmos gas