Make the slip from buttering floors not a damaging effect.

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Buttering shoes should make them act like a skateboard.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soap_(shoes)

I would play Chef so much more if I could just have multiple sticks of butter in my bag and slipslide around the station all round. Two questions - How much butter is used per stick for each shoe rub if implemented, and how far can we go per butter rub?

My gut says a stick of butter is good for one application, which lasts until you eat dirt, so if you soap good you keep going until you reach Paula Deen's Pro Skater 2, and if someone is just abusing butter to sprint effortlessly away from security they're not scott free forever. Gotta eat shit eventually.

e: should this be its own thread?