Revamp Container Artifacts

[Spoodle]

On the topic of them containing hostile NPCS: the wiki page for elite security mentions how apparently the now-jobless elite security officers are now waiting in space for a chance to kill their former employers. So how about when you open a container artifact, there is a chance that there was a T.U.R.D.S. commando who somehow got trapped inside to pop out and open fire. Successfully kill the commando, and you can loot him for T.U.R.D.S. equipment!

I have a feeling that the T.U.R.D.S. commandos are the space diner folk, but I'm going stop my derailing here. More variety is a good thing.