Official Traitor Items Discussion Thread (Wonk)

[atomic1fire]

ROCKET ARM : 5 Telecrystals : Roboticist-Only.

Replace one of your spindly, wasting HUMAN arms with a ROBUST REPLACEMENT from the Syndicate! Proper! (all Syndicate armaments created, drafted, and produced are subsidized by the Discount Dan's Half-A-Man Army Surplus Plant.)

With a wink of an eye or a twist of your fist, you TOO can be a Mega-Man! Knock out people with a rocket-propelled NO THANKS! to the FACE! RIP AND TEAR your way into EVA with your BARE ROBOT HAND! Hurl VERBAL ABUSE at your OPPONENTS as you REATTACH your ARTIFICIAL APPENDAGE with a LACK OF GRACE AND SPEED!

Wreck 'em! Beat 'em! Blow your top with this ROCKET ARM today!

(It's the Bowling Kit 2013; shoot an arm that'll knock people unconscious or can tear through walls like a Hulk.)

This is way better then my dumb suggestion.