Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Spacemarine9]

I saw Spacemarine in a "read jumsut" which sparkled and had an odd font the other day. Naturally, I flashed him and tried to steal it, but he used his evil powers to recover and flee. When I complained and asked for him to be deadminned and banned, he materialised next to me and started chasing me around throwing custard pies at me and screaming/farting on my face in his 7000-year-old drone-metal wail.

Bullying

I haven't been on ss13 in three weeks, you've got the wrong guy!!!