Mind-Slave Implants: Literal interpretation like an AI?

[Sundance]

In semi-related news I was pretty pissed the other day when I mindslaved the detective - who was my only target - and told him to cause whatever kinds of disruption he felt like, including murder if he wanted, then seek me out when his implant wore off for a final glorious battle to the death. He spent the rest of the round doing absolutely nothing but normal detective stuff, investigating traitors and such, then killed me when it wore off. I mean, yes, I did give him free reign to do whatever he wanted, and I guess he didn't want to do anything, as it happened... but really, why be so boring?

Awful mindslave.
Another terrible thing to do is that "implant-die" thing where the implanter immediately tells you to kill yourself. I am so very tempted to say "yes master" over radio frequency then suicide so that everyone knows I was killed by a complete scrub.