Blob could use a rework or an overhaul

[Roomba]

Something to note is that the station in general is probably less apathetic than it seems, but 90% of the people who would fight the blob do so by throwing themselves at it in the first 5-10 minutes. If they succeed the round promptly ends with a chorus of 'that was lame' and 'fuck blob rounds' while if they fail, the blob eats them and then expands twice as fast because it has a ton of DNA now and almost everyone  who would fight it is dead.