"Enter job here" traitor item

[Dachshundofdoom]

I always thought it would be funny to have a very expensive emag-like traitor item whose sole purpose was to break things. It would only work on things that the emag can't affect, but it makes them incredibly unuseful or annoying to use. Swipe it on the QM computer to add a very cheap crate full of vuvuzelas to the list, hit a mail chute and it starts sucking nearby people and items in and mailing them to random departments, use it on buttbots and they become able to talk over and hear the radio, use it on shoes to make them randomly trip the wearer...the possibilities are endless.