What are your deepest secrets/vices

[Superlagg]

I used to do fat furry roleplay with a guy I turned into a furry in a half-life mod. We'd sit and broadcast actions in the diner about us eating a lot and getting fat and having heart attacks and talking about space and the astral plane. Later, we bought a house together and started erping together once we became admins. Cept our erping amounted to stunt diving at each other and spamming global chat with YIFF YIFF YIFF until someone tried to kill us.

Also should be noted that the server was supposed to be a high-rp modern urban setting, where nearly everyone played cops, gangsters, or people getting shot by gangsters, and magic, aliens, and furaffinity rejects didn't exist for obvious, legitimately good reasons.

*shrug