Goonhub
05-09-2018, 01:43 AM
started round as captain, was gonna flush all my stuff down the toilet and do nothing. CPUCAKES (brilliant AI name) silently uses the port a sci to move me around the station to stupid places, like HoS office, armory, medbay where a monkey is getting disemboweled, etc. at some point, i do flush all my stuff, then AI teleports me near the crusher. i demand it teleport me to its upload. nonhuman myself, tell it to do it. AI teleports me onto the same tile as the crusher, i'm perfectly fine. I open the locker, perfectly fine. AI turns on the belts, i get pushed out, perfectly fine.
i right click and try the 'move inside' on the locker as a test. test fails, i gib. i look around for a bit, become a cockroach. decide to follow the AI around as it teleports its core around the place. it winds up in botany (this is clarion), so I keep walking down to the bar just below us, getting drinks, then drinking them in front of the AI and the botanist, chittering occasionally. eventually i get drunk enough to start having random movements (at this point ive probably had like 20 bottles of assorted alcohol), then realize the mess of empty bottles i've made in botany. one by one i move them into a locker in the storage room nearby, clean up all of botany (except the monkey corpse from a radstorm, its too heavy).
after this, i venture outside to bring people drinks. most people don't drink them, eventually i force people to and they dont protest. i make sure to clean up all the bottles, and keep accidentally spilling the drinks then cleaning them. when the shuttle is called i get a mention for cleaning the station. i walk outside the bridge after some chittering, walk straight into a mechcomp contraption the exact moment Throrvardr Finvardrardson sets it off. I am hit with 11 fire extinguishers and flung into a wall and die instantly. thror has a brief moment of sadness, then turns around and cleans half of a giant puddle of saltpetre someone accidentally spilt from an artbeaker by drinking it.
10/10 round, thanks thror and CPUCAKES
i right click and try the 'move inside' on the locker as a test. test fails, i gib. i look around for a bit, become a cockroach. decide to follow the AI around as it teleports its core around the place. it winds up in botany (this is clarion), so I keep walking down to the bar just below us, getting drinks, then drinking them in front of the AI and the botanist, chittering occasionally. eventually i get drunk enough to start having random movements (at this point ive probably had like 20 bottles of assorted alcohol), then realize the mess of empty bottles i've made in botany. one by one i move them into a locker in the storage room nearby, clean up all of botany (except the monkey corpse from a radstorm, its too heavy).
after this, i venture outside to bring people drinks. most people don't drink them, eventually i force people to and they dont protest. i make sure to clean up all the bottles, and keep accidentally spilling the drinks then cleaning them. when the shuttle is called i get a mention for cleaning the station. i walk outside the bridge after some chittering, walk straight into a mechcomp contraption the exact moment Throrvardr Finvardrardson sets it off. I am hit with 11 fire extinguishers and flung into a wall and die instantly. thror has a brief moment of sadness, then turns around and cleans half of a giant puddle of saltpetre someone accidentally spilt from an artbeaker by drinking it.
10/10 round, thanks thror and CPUCAKES