Tarhalindur's Machine

[Vitatroll]

I'm often found in space. I look incomprehensible. I can do a lot of things, IF I know what I'm doing. I am quite complex, I don't come with a user manual, and I'm random every round (though I tend to follow patterns; butt patterns). I'm a miserable little pile of secrets. I mess up and bad things happen, a lot. What turns me on isn't a secret; it's butts. I can make stuff, I can manufacture secret chems, and I can even do a few things that can't be done otherwise.

I'm a mannechine that's powerful in the right hands but ridiculously deadly if you don't know how to use me... I was... I was Tarhalindur's Machine all along!