Ideas of questionable quality

[warcrimes]

how about a traitor item that ONLY bales wheat.
that's all it does but it does it well.

A traitor botanist cart, bales anyone inside into wheat cubes. Not deadly, but it does trap your target in a bale of really itchy hay. Add in crops for it to infuse its victims with whatever's in your hellveggies.

Farmer Syndidiah's Space Baler comes with a free pitchfork, straw hat, and rugged overalls.

this is suddenly very nice idea