Best moments ever thread 2.0

[Saxophone Jones]

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You slipped on the floor!
You slipped on the ice!
You slipped on the ice!
Tyrone Saxophone Jones says, "ow"
Royce Ketcher points to the wet floor sign

*A syndicate attack or two later*

Royce Ketcher slipped on the ice!
Tyrone Saxophone Jones points to the wet floor sign
Royce Ketcher says, "Damn thats slippy"
Royce Ketcher says, "FUCK YOU"